Every comic needs a pretty lame and corny episode so...
In the interest of diversity, B has decided to introduce a female character into the strip. He said she was a pretty hot chick, which of course hits all my buttons....
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Hi.
Aw, come on B....now you're not even trying....
Do I, like, get paid now? If you want anything freaky it's going to cost you another five dollars.