"Ummm....sorry to burst your bubble Iva, but you don't live in the state of California and the recall election is over. Arnie is in."
Oh?
"I mean I'm sure the audience appreciates topical humor, but in this case it's a bit too late."
Oh.
I'm still pregnant.
"I doubt that as well, since I saw you eating a red onion sandwich with a side of chili just before this annoncement. I think you just need some Phazyme."
