Hey mama, I just want to make sure YOU know who in charge in this relationship we got here.
Yes, I agree. Now shut up and listen. I read tabloids and watch E! and Entertainment Tonight. and all that. Getting a "boy toy" is the in thing so I did it.
But I....
YOU are a tool for my pleasure. I'm going to ride you like a pony and put you out to pasture when I get bored. If you step out of line, or get fat, you're out even sooner, Understand?
Uh....yes...
Now go put on that outfit I bought you and remember the straps go in the front....