We conclude our series of public service announcements with our resident ambulance chaser and bon vivant, Iva Biggun.
Negligence is not a funny matter. Many have poked fun at personal injury commercials, and I can assure you-HOO it is not humorous.
I slipped and fell in a EB store while looking for Everquest 2. I got 20 million dollars plus 5 million for pain, suffering and anxiety.
These victims will never be the same again.
I slipped and fell in a swamp maintained by Gregorf the Terrible and lost my short sword. I got 10 million gp and an extra 1 million for pain, suffering and loss of experience points.
Surely you must see that litigation is a serious undertaking that must be appreciated and respected.
I got drunk and made it with this guy I met at 'The Rusty Nail' named Earl. Later I ended up face down in the parking lot of a Stuckey's lying in my own vomit. My case comes up on Friday.
