"The Bush Administration's arrogance has dramatically affected how the rest of the world views us. The United States is now mired in a very difficult, costly and problematic situation in Iraq...."
"The Kerry campaign is founded on unclear objectives. In fact Kerry waffles so much on campaign issues, you'd think he was going to open a Bob Evans....."
If you're going to waste your vote in November....why not waste it on me!
"Paid for by the Bick Smith for President Committee."
So how was that?
Well at least you're getting closer to the way we actually wrote it. Let's go again....take 51!
