The financial world was shocked today by Microsoft's announcement that it was engaging in a hostile takeover of....a comic strip.
The comic "Ranger's World", an obscure and seldom read strip, has included many negative Microsoft references in the past. A spokesman for Microsoft had this to say at a press conference.
.....Strip represents subtle danger to company....Strip must be assimilated.....
It's been reported that the WindowsME logo has been showing up on the backs of milk cartons. Any comments?
