Look, Microsoft doesn't believe in censorship. But as part of their legal team I have to take appropriate action when their brand image is being tarnished. Furthermore.....$%!...PLEASE WAIT.
What? What's Wrong?
"Biel, what the hell is he doing?"
**Downloading Critical Update for Internet Explorer 6 Service Pack 1 (KB831167)***
If I didn't know better I'd swear he's patching himself.
"You have GOT to be kidding me!"
***Installing Security Update for Microsoft Data Access Components (KB832483)***
That's nothing....you should have been here earlier when his XP firewall was enabled.
