So I walk in and, yes, I was five minutes late. A whole FIVE minutes....
Uh-oh. I know what's coming.
Yep. He had the nerve to say, "Oh it must be CP time." CP TIME! I was pissed.
I thought that joke was dead. *sigh* Some people never change. Did you report him to HR.
Nope. I just got his login password from the Post-it note inside his desk drawer. I intend to surf for rough porn all day under his account. I'll show him what "Cartoon People Time" is.
