Remember the first year of strips? Lots of dialogue, forced jokes, corny SF storylines and of course spelling and continuity errors.
It's amazing how things haven't changed much.
So get this, I made my first appearance in a strip made up of Spam subject lines.
You're lucky. My first appearance had lines like: "You talk to the dark man who lives on the other side of the valley, yo." Embarrassing.
I'm portrayed as this cynical superchick with control issues who snaps every once in awhile to kick someone's ass. And I look like Sailor Mercury. You?
I'm supposed to be an ex-porn star. Yep, this guy really knows how to write for women.....