*sigh* I've got this AOL lawyer on the phone who wants to sue us for calling their software buggy, their customer service crappy, their connection speeds slow and their volunteers: "Fluffers."
We never said their connections were slow.
Fluffer: (noun, slang) an off-stage person hired to keep a male porn star in a state of erection.
Good point. Hold on a minute.
He said: "Never mind, then."
Good. I wouldn't want anyone to think I was being vicious.
