Hey Honey I forgot to tell you. We've got a wedding to go to this Saturday.... It's my best friend's sister's cousin's next door neighbor. I'm so happy for her.
Shit. I hate going to weddings. Shit.
I was friends with her in elementary school and I haven't seen her since. I'm so excited!
Shit. Shit. Dammit. Shit.
Even though its been over 20 years it's still important that I be there for her. She'd miss me if I wasn't there.
Shit. Dammit. Shit. Fuck....ummm, I said that last bit out loud didn't I.