You know you shouldn't be so uptight. I may be a little old but I still have the goods. I will not become one of those old biddies with 30 cats and a subscription to Reader's Digest.
Fine. You've forced me to do this. Since I've talked to you yesterday I got a makeover, just to show you what you're up against.
*sigh* You think its possible to have sex in a rocking chair.
As long as you avoid all those cat tails you should be fine.
