I guess things started getting weird when my life became like that Benny Hill show.
I mean, there are some good things about it. Girls running around in underwear. I find I can run really, REALLY fast too. Not bad for a 70 year old guy.
There is one thing I just can't get used to though....
Ah-HA....There you are! I see a bald head that needs slappin'....
