Ah, ShadowDwarf. You've returned from your mission. Tell me of this NEW evil organization that threatens our turf.
It's worse than we thought, sir. They're using trojan horse programs and rootkits to comprimise computers all over the world.
Ingenious.
It gets worse. With their "urban occupation" projct they are actually putting up graffiti in cities and low income areas with cleverly disguised propaganda tailored to their cause.
Damn those SONY bastards.
All this time, the world was concerned with WMDs when it was the UMD that was da shit....