Why am I here? Superheroes should not have to go to bars to meet guys. This is SO lame.
Hey there. I would like to date you. First let me tell you about myself. I developed the function which prevents people from fast forwarding through DVD previews and FBI anti piracy warnings.
My hobbies include reading the drive thru menu aloud ten times at Taco Bell before ordering and calling my friends "bro" and "homey". Smashmouth is the best band EVER.
You're one of those freaks who get off on getting beat up by female superheros aren't you?
The anger in your eyes bespeaks the chubby in my pants.
