Glad to see you're up. You were pretty drunk at the Super Bowl party, Dad.
I didn't make a fool out of myself, did I?
Not exactly. Your friends did get kinda pissed when you wanted to discuss foreign economic policy during the 3rd quarter. Uncle Ray hit you with a shoe in an attempt to shut you up.
That explains the bruise, I guess.
Things got real interesting when you turned off the TV and announced Oprah was your role model and that "Will and Grace" was the best show ever made.
