Listen, I know you're a big movie star and all that but even if you Scientology guys consider yourselves a religion, you're still a weird ass bunch of freaks.
And guess what?? Your belief should not cancel out my freedom of expression. Any argument you could possibly make to the contrary is fundamentally flawed.
Yellow cheese is evil.
Focus, Tom. Fo-cus.
Processed. Cheese. Food. Individually wrapped. I think that's pretty much proves my point.