Ok. I'm here to make nice. Tell me this story about the future being doomed and all.
I'm glad to see that someone is taking me seriously. The cycle of events began when Charlie Sheen filed for divorce from Jessica Simpson and....
Hold on, sparky. Not that I keep up with such things as a habit, but even I know that Charlie Sheen married that Starship Troopers chick....Denise "what's-her-face".
Oh. Really.
You've got the wrong timeline don't you?
That....depends. Was "Brokeback Mountain" a movie about the legendary manly adventures of Olympic snowboarders as seen through the eyes of the women they had sex with?
