Just wanted to let you know I'm going to the bar. It's time to test my new resolve to stay away from temptations of the flesh for a month.
*mmmmmph*
I really think I can do it. After all this past month both you and I have had tremendous luck with women. Myself I think the time off will do me good and clear my mind.
*mmrrrph*
My brother, do you think you can stop sucking that woman's toes long enough for a short understandable response?