Our top news: Senator Fecknozzle was arrested yesterday for indecent exposure and sexually assaulting an elderly man.
This is the second blow to Republicans this week who are still reeling from the Mark Foley email fiasco.
Fecknozzle was reportedly apprehended wearing a bunny suit. Previous to his arrest he was a strong voice against gays, gay pride parades and the sitcom "Will and Grace."
A spokesman for Fecknozzle maintains that the Senator is NOT himself gay....
Wait for it.
.....he's just fond of wearing pink bunny suits, giving old men lap dances and being naked in public. All of which makes him certainly happier than most people but not 'gay'.
