You know you guys are really focusing on the wrong person. Where's Chuck?
I know where you're going with this. It's my understanding that Chuck is no longer in love with you.
Which is why when I told him I was married he was last seen heading up to the roof with a fifth of Jack Daniels, a bag of Cheetos and the May 2005 issue of Juggs.
Oh, crap.....
Chuck don't do anything stupid, ok?
I already, like, did. I forgot the damn Wet Naps....
