I'm so FREAKING tired of this! Who ate my Filet-O-Fish?
Not me. Wasn't there. The tartar sauce on my shirt is purely circumstantial as is any crumbs you may find as well. I will, however, do everything I can to find the person who DID take it.
I can also tell you how I would go about stealing your sandwich from the break room IF I did do it. Which I didn't.
Ok. Go ahead. Enlighten me.
Let me wash my hands first. I got fish grease all over them.....
