Ok we've got to get our stories straight. Even though the patient was the bastard who was shtupping my wife I didn't try to kill him.
Ok....
After all IF I DID try to kill him I would have just started hacking on him instead of removing his tonsils. I can make money saying that after I get acquitted.
Sorry, Doc. It didn't work for OJ it probably won't work for you either. His book and TV special just got cancelled.
How about: "I was molested by a priest at a young age."
How about: "We used that punchline in a comic about a month ago...."
