So you're saying I need to ensure a postive legacy by building a library and starting a "think tank."
Yes Mr. President. It will be an expensive undertaking. We have to concentrate on fundraising to woo "major" donors. "Major" means $20 million dollars or more.
20 Million dollars?!? Who has that type of money to donate??
Well, most American donations will be under that amount. "Minor" ones, if you will. "Major" donors will comes from a solid source. Trust me....
I told you people not to call me at dinner time!
But Ahmed, if we can take a pledge from you right now we'll send you a OFFICIAL "Bush Buddy" tote bag absolutely FREE!