Friends...today I would like to talk about the most powerful entity in existence today. The minor.
'Sup. I'm young AND impressionable.
In order to relieve pesky responsibilities from distracted parents, rights have been violated, expression censored, laws manipulated and careers made on his presence.
Fear me.
You would be wise not to provoke his wrath. Or entertain him in any way.
An episode of Robot Chicken made me blow up a gas station last night.
