We're in Coldwater, Michigan to get a more accurate read on parenting. Sir, does government has the responsibility to raise your child?
Hell YES! They need to get rid of those video games, them fag shows and those floozies on the TV.
Ah I see and I suppose you believe in gun control too since....
What the hell are you a communist? Shit no. I got my 10 year old a .50 Cal handgun for Xmas. He loves it. The boy even sleeps with it.
I see. How do you feel about....
Look here 'Birdie' this is gonna have to wait. My oldest just turned 16 and I got to take him to the Chicken Ranch and get him laid tonight after we kill this bottle of Jack Daniels.