I need you to sponsor my protest hike and make a strip out of it. I think the general public will love the drama of what I want to do.
The "general public" really couldn't give a care about a cat protesting dogfighting.
Ok. How about the war or lax laws for celebrities?
Look, the average person has a very short attention span. Your little 500 mile hike isn't going to make anyone take notice and read a strip based on it.
It's 1000 miles now and I plan to call it "Tales of the Wandering Pussy."
