As you know, Biel our resident lawyer and whipped husband has been going through some drama the past few days.
His wife volunteered him to be a clown at a gathering of the Catholic Garedening Council much to his surprise.
For the sake of time we thought we'd fast forward the story. Meaning you missed the rest of clown training when he emotionally tramatized four children.
And the gathering itself where he was a big hit and was propositioned by the really attractive 24 year old grand daughter of one of the attendees. We now return you to our story....
And what size couch do you require, sir?
Big enough for me but small enough to fit in a doghouse.
