Hi. I'm Mark. I represent the Republican National Committee. Now that Ranger's World is on hiatus, we thought you might be interested in working for us!
Your unique worldview would be an asset to our organization. Think about it....being actually involved in the greatest comeback story ever told! With Sarah Palin as our anchor we....
Um....do you realize you haven't blinked since I began speaking.
Sorry. It's a side effect of holding back hysterical laughter. Please continue....
