SPUGE has been sitting on the manisfestation of a porch, smoking pot and drinking malt liquor for the past six hours with a Klansman that sounds like Tracy Morgan.
"VIRGINIA BEACH, REPRESENT!! VB BAY-BEE!"
You should think of this as an investigation. Sometimes you have to go undercover. We just have to give it more time.
Face it, SPUGE has gone native.
"WHACHOO LOOKING AT?! WHERE MY BITCHES!"
Hmm, it may have "Bitch-Lock." Quite common to nanomachines actually. When a unit doesn't get its 'bitches' in a timely manner it....