Contest yo momma

Author: Redeye

Date: May 5, 2006

by Redeye
5-05-06
Three random people have been choosen to participate in a yo momma joke off.And your the judge...
Yo momma is so poor i went over her house to pee and she gave me two sticks i asked why she gave me them she said one to hold up the roof the other to fight off roaches.
Yo momma's like a vacuum she sucks,she blows and gets laid in the closet.
Now its up to you to decide who wins...
Yo momma is soooo short she needs to use a sticky hand to open her car door.