Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?
NO, I WON'T SLEEP WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!
4 hours later...
I'm sorry if I embarrassed you in front of all these people. I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations
And then she... hold on a sec
I'd like that chat if you're not too--
Sorry you. I don't talk to chicks that won't do me
