Pirate, eh? Down here we speak british. Want an old-fashioned belted-gaberdine-mac-with-a- quarter-of-Payne's-army-and-navy-drops-in-the-pocket-and-an-odour-of-paraffin?
arr...arr...avast ye ya lily livered landlubber, batten down the mainsail, hoist the jibbet, scupper the uppers and flatten the flipitygibbers...arr...or I'll have yer carcass hanging from the yard
