The world is ending and everthing so I'm just gonna put this out there... ...wow I thought this'd be easier to write... but it's not...
...I know I haven't been a women for long now... ...and I'm still legally your brother and all... but I have been thinking about asking a male family member this for a long time... ...so here it is...
...do you think Uncle Randy's phone number is the same now as it was back when he was molesting you?