Face it Death, you're nothing. You'll never be as good as your brother, Life. Your mother was right. I should have never married such a fucking reject rumpdump like you!!!
BUT NO! I said, "I'm sure he'll turn out" What a Goddamn moron I turn out to be! The only one dumber in this world is fucking you, you ratbastard finkleshit!!!
When will you ever change? When are you ever going to straiten your shit! You are worthless. You are worth less than a shadow weighs, you boney fuck-a-loo nutsack blemish!!!
