MY CHILD! Why are you calmly allowing my raggety spawn to sup upon your chest?
YOUR CHILD?!
Hey lemme get a sup- wait one cotton tittin' minute... If you only have tw- Did you ever have three chest-fat-flapjacks?
My son calls them that. He's very clever... CFFJ's for short.... He pronounces the abbreviation though.... When he sneezes he pops wood because of the intense similarity between "CFFJs" and a sneeze
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