ReggieReno  

damn. where am I now?

uh, hey, what's going on? who are you?

this is the space between worlds, outside of time, the heart of all the cosmos, the center of the Big Big Picture. I am a caretaker, a direct descendant of big grandpa Azathoth himself.

maybe you can help me, I'm starting to feel like someone in control of my life is getting progresively drunker

perhaps I can indeed help...