Thou shalt not use Shiggy's name in vain.

Author: Regus

Date: March 7, 2002

by Regus
3-07-02
Within the fan boy’s lair.
Oh Shiggy, Mattvanstone is talking shit about you on the TNL boards. He just doesn’t understand your boundless intellect and keen eye for innovative game play.
What can I do to show him the error of his ways? Please, I need a sign….what must I do?
Why must you torment me so? I come to you for answers to life’s problems, but instead I get nothing but silence. I guess I’ll just masturbate to your likeness until the solution comes to me….aga