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| But you don't get it. If I stop being a crybaby heartthrob and become a twisted, demented villain, the books will lose their appeal. | |
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| The books haven't GOT an appeal, Edward. They're teenage fluff. Maybe if you crucified a few drug addicts... | |
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| Randall, I don't WANT to crucify any drug addicts, or recruit pyromaniacs, or ANY of that shit. | |
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| Have you taken any of MY advice? | |
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| As a matter of fact, I did. I got a thousand "Team Stu" and "Team Harold" shirts printed up. | |
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