Rimoy  

Dad, I wanna ask you a question... why do we have too much sins? Why can't a prophet have a super red sports car and with hot girls bouncing around?

It all costs too much.

Dad, is that the reason of gluttony being a sin?

Yes, son. That's why, my wisdom is never to be challenged.

Well I heard some atheists are making a difference, dad.

It's lying again, just like lies in the bible about my mighty powers. They deny us however none knows how miserable we are.