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| My parents either think I'm asexual, or don't care about my sexuality. | |
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| It's weird, because I admire all too many beautiful women, yet nobody notices. | |
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| I'm not just going to come out with anything, like "Hey! She's hot!" because it would just be so awkward, and it'd seem gratuitous. I don't know what they'd think. | |
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| So I leave subtle hints, but my family don't seem to have noticed. | |
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| I'm sure they'd believe me if I told them I was gay. But I won't. Afterwards, it would surely be amazingly funny, but no. I wouldn't. | |
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| Overall, it's good. Because, for instance, last Sunday I watched The Day After Tomorrow, and nobody realised that this was just because of Emmy Rossum is hot. | |
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