Redneck in Britain; I'm not kidding you. I know a trinity of retarded: redneck, stupid fatman, ignorant fatman.
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| So we're gonna tip that Robin Reliant over tonight? | |
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| Yeah, that'll be right funny. We're proper 'ard. | |
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Subtitle: Town mayor says: "AHAHAHAHA they totally deserved that!"
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| 'Ey, we might be in the [local newspaper]! | |
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| I can see the headline: Car crushes pair of retarded local hooligans. | |
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Of course, explaining how it is possible to tip a car over, avoiding possibility of getting crushed was beyond them.
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| The obligatory moral of the story is clear in the fact that they didn't do it. Of course. | |
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| We proceeded to have a one-way argument which I didn't start, about the perils of polarising actions of good and bad. I won by default. | |
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