Have you ever wanted to know the origin of the not-popular-at-all-really pirate and king of all sea hookers Captain Gruntass? No? Then this comic probably isn't for you.
ARR! I'm on the bandwagon!
. . .and I'm on the game!
It all started innocently enough when Jocephus Gruntass caught an ad singing the praises of the Filet-O-Fish and had what most imbeciles call a "Religious Awakening"
It's a good time. . .for the great taste . . .
Oh my GOD! It's a FISH I can eat like a BURGER! I think . . .I think I'm gonna COME!
This of course immediately set him on course to become a pirate and run a floating whorehouse, which is really amazing when you think about it. Most folks who eat Filet-O-Fish just get the runs
ARR! Ye be shaking it like a Polaroid picture, me hearty!
