I think I might be pregant, Grayscale Howard Cosell!
Sports Fans, I promise you it's not mine.
Just a few miles away:
. . .I've been having an affair. With your left hand.
The one I have in my POCKET!? That was my JERKING hand!
17 years ago, later that very same day:
Not a minute goes by where I don't wish I was dead. I can't trust anyone, my life is falling apart, my girlfriend's cheating on me. . .I think I want to kill myself.
