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Capt Gruntass: His Life, Love, And Lady Is The Sea. Maybe.
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Riotmoon
12-10-06
HAY GUYS--Captain Gruntass is totally all up in your area doing the funny shit!
ARR Missy, it's 4:00!. I have no fucking clue what I should be doing right now. But I know it's something important.
I'm afraid I really can't help you Cap'm--I'm the hot-bodied mogoloid chick you brought on board to cater to the burgeoning retard clientele.
ARR! I remember ye now, met at the Christmas Party!
Yes we did, sir! And I remember how you hated my childlike innocence and my tendency to wiggle and babble.
ARR! Yes, I do hate that something fierce. Would ye like to hear my rendition of "Brandy," now?
I'd really rather you didn't, sir, lest I vomit out my ass.
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