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It's said that a dork who gets 3 wise men to answer ridiculous questions about "Rocky" movies will rule over Heaven & Earth. It's stupid and a lie, but that's the premise:
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| So, was his trainer, like Irish Catholic or Jewish? | |
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| Both, wise smelly knave. Mr. T's fists are so powerful they knocked him Hasidic. Then he died. | |
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| And what about Apollo? That big-ass Russian hits him and all of a sudden he's Jewish too? I mean, why did he have to die? | |
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| Because you play with your peter at night, when God can see you. | |
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| And isn't it weird how Rocky beats Drago the same way Luke Skywalker learns to be a Jedi, I mean, it's all trees and rocks and running around in the woods. What up wit' dat? | |
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| God you make me want to die, only I'm afraid you'd have sex with my stiffening corpse. | |
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