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We join our hero as the tyrannical government issues a new edict: Dancing Is Forbidden!!! What's a man to do when he's got to get his jive on out on the town?
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| Hey, fag! Haha I called you fag, that was awesome anyway, didn't you know that ... DANCING IS FORBIDDEN?!?!? Maybe I should stab you in the face!! | |
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| Uhhhhm .... okay, dude, let's all just chill out and ... reach for our .45s. *BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!* Haha yeah I don't even have a gun but that totally ruled! | |
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| OK, so instead of shooting me you managed to put yet another nail into your own forehead. Good job, buddy. Way to have Down's Syndrome. I am gonna shank your chromosome-lacking ass, bitch. | |
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| Then we shall take it outside! In fact, I ALREADY HAVE, bitch! You can't handle that, sucker! Here comes the pain! See that chalk outline? I already drew that, for you! | |
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After bludgeoning the asshole six hundred times with each end of the hammer, our hero travels to a high mountain in distant China to attain enlightenment and freedom from material desire:
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| All these things you're describing -- arson, murder, anarchy, drowning baby kittens -- these don't sound like monk things. Sounds mostly like you need a mouth to put a dick in!!!!! | |
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| I did just want to get this nail out of my forehead ... but, since, I'm here, I may as well get my dick sucked -- oh, and bring mayhem and chaos to the serene Himalayas!! FLAMING MONK PUNCH!!!! | |
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