In a cost cutting effort, SBC has switched from Human techs to robot ones.
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| So, yer here to fix my DSL? | |
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| YES PERIOD PERIOD PERIOD PLEASE SHOW ME WHERE YOUR MODEM IS LOCATED EXCLIMATION POINT | |
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| HERE IS THE PROBLEM COMMA THE MODEM SUPPLIED BY YOUR ISP IS BAD PERIOD | |
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| Bullshit! I got this modem from you! In fact my ISP gave me a 'known good' modem to test with and it still did not work! | |
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| FINE EXCLIMATION POINT WE WILL REPLACE YOUR MODEM PERIOD BUT COMMA WE WILL HAVE TO CHARGE YOU FOR IT PERIOD | |
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| I'm going to find a part of your body that you cannot reach and spit on you till you rust to death! | |
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