Dave Chappelle unearths a terrific find in Iraq...
Hah HAH! Yeah, nigga! Check the shit up in here! Got yo' WMD action all up in yo' grill!
Yeah, check this shit, y'all! Fuckin' mobile lab full of anthrax! Oh, and what's this? Ahhh, stolen fomulas from U.S. laboratories. Fuckin' in yo' FACE!
Yeah, so snap on ya, ya punk-ass media bitches! Next time y'all question my ass, you get called un-American for LIFE!