Rockjock  

The bird sings sweetest in the gilded cage!

Fascinating. What a poignant axiom to describe the plight of those trapped, and yet unaware that they should be entitled to freedom.

Seriously, does that pompous observational style of speaking ever get you laid? You can lay it on thick all you want around women, but try it here, and--

The bird sqwaks loudest when you spin-kick its pedantic little ass into traffic.